Taylor Swift Fifty: Key of Awesome #15

Taylor Swift is reaching out to a broader audience! After the success of her song “Fifteen” she uses her vast knowledge of the human condition to capture what its like to be a middle aged man. Fifty You walk into the office and pull yourself together For a meeting with your a-hole boss He tells you that youre fired, but he calls it retired He says Sorry but weve gotta cut costs You start screaming like a fool You trash your cubicle And they have to call security You see a hot girl by the curb And you try to flirt with her But she thinks you need help crossing the street When youre fifty Sometimes you drink till you pass out on the floor Now your livers destroyed and youve got hemorrhoids And you can barely get it up anymore MIKE Aww cmon that only happened once! Shut up, Taylor Swift?